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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 10:10
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
No, not a chance
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
What do you think about a sister's love?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons